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Top 3 movie ideas I've threatened to make someday  1.  A sort of 'My Dinner with Andre' meets 'Slackers' (the first one) with a lot of great performance art that I'll invent on the spur of the moment.  This one'll be great  2. An Italian-American plumber who decides to be a film-maker.  This is sort of Fellini meets 'Dumb & Dumber', but with some real life lessons  3. A family epic in which all my relatives are exposed for the people they really are, except in the end.  You come to love them despite their gaping character flaws.  Sort of a 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding" only with midwesterners so there are long stretches of no talking

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